Smokin'

Last week, I, my boyfriend, and some of our friends went on an outing.

Everyone was having pure clean fun when one of our friends lighted a cigar, and offered me one.

Since my boyfriend was busy with the videoke, naturally, I took it. But since I don't know how to use the goddamn lighter, my friend took the initiative to light the cigar for me.

He then saw what I was doing, snatched the yet-to-be-savored cigarette, and threw it away.

I said, "why did you do that?"

He said, "do you want me to f*** you right here?"

Never knew the sight of me smoking a cigar could turn him on so quickly.

So I made a deal with him. If he let me consume one stick without complaining, I'll give him some serious head for like 20mins.

Naturally, he said yes.

See? Some rules are bendable if you know how to work your way through it.

I have not yet kept my side of the deal, though.