Information overload

Have you ever realized that knowing too much might actually lead you to trying even the wildest things you never thought you are capable of doing? Whoever said that knowledge is power probably never foresaw the effects of information overload to me and my boyfriend.

Earlier this week, I told my boyfriend that I have learned that pineapple could make sperm sweet to the taste. Maybe, if that is the case, I would just do the thing that I have never tried before, to choose "swallow" over "spit."

Here came Tuesday and he was proud to say that he ate nothing but pineapple, and drank nothing but pineapple juice.

That night, I laid down three rules:
1. Once I gave him the head, he would not allow me to escape;
2. He should try as much as he can to come soon; and
3. He is not to announce that he is coming.

So after a few minutes of sucking his (brains out?), out came the juice. Yum! It actually tasted good. Just like my favorite flavor of yoghurt.

After that, we (as usual) discussed how it went. I asked him how it felt, and he said "it was awesome!!!" He also admitted that he was worried that I might not like the taste, and was afraid to see me puking.

But the effects of information overload did not end there. He had another issue. He want to see me "squirt."

Of course we have been trying since the day he won the argument that even girls can spurt, but with no success. He was bugging me ever since, and an too familiar line I hear from him each time we are making love is "it's ok to pee, if you feel like peeing, it's not pee at all."

So I consulted from a forum how come I wasn't able to give him what he asks of me, and now I know that not all women are able to do it.

I sulked over that matter for like a split second, but hey, whatever it is, it is just not me, and my boyfriend still loves me either way (confirmed it from him).

Now this just gave us another reason to laugh at our crazy, silly experiments.