I was watching MJ on TV...

...when he snuck behind my back and started stealing my attention!!! You little rascal.

And when I was more interested in him and what he was doing to me than the tribute to Michael Jackson, he said, "Hey, just keep your eyes on the television!" Sick, sadistic bastard.

If you were in my situation (him trailing kisses down your back hmmmmmmmm until he reached that area between your legs, then entering you from behind ahhhhhhhhh) would you even care the tiniest bit for Goddamned MJ?

I thought so too.